Album · 1999
Tracklist
1 Her Children Are Her Half-siblings And She The Daughter Her Husband Never Knew He Fathered 10:46
2 Although Each Had Married The Other For Money, She Isn't Italian, Or Catholic, Or Wealthy, But Instead Is A Poor Hasidic Who Works In Little Italy And He Isn't A Texas Billionaire, But Instead Is A Queens Grease Monkey Who Collects Roy Rogers Memorabilia 13:05
3 The Shots He Missed Were Not For The Payoff But To Punish The Tyrannical Coach He Thought Had Driven His Father To Suicide 18 Years Earlier 7:59
4 The "Genius" Injections That Had Seemed To Work Had No Effect On His Own Intelligence But Caused Him To Emit Chemicals That Made People Near Him Dumber 9:53
5 His Late Wife Wasn't Unfaithful And "His" Children Were Brown And Yellow Because One Testicle Each From A Negro And An Asian Had Been Transplanted Into His Own Scrotum 15:06
6 The Man He Killed For "Raping" His Wife Was Really Her Lover And Her First Husband, Or, More Accurately, Her Only Husband, Since They Had Never Divorced 7:06
7 Nothing Had Been Wrong With Him And He Spent More Time Than A Year In A Body Cast Being "Tenderized" By A Cannibal Doctor: 7:49
Line-up/Musicians
Composed By – Scott Fields
Double Bass [Left Channel] – Jason Roebke
Double Bass [Right Channel] – Hans Sturm
Drums [Left Channel] – Michael Zerang
Drums [Right Channel] – Hamid Drake
Electric Guitar [Left Channel] – Jeff Parker
Electric Guitar [Right Channel] – Scott Fields
About this release
Geode Records – GEO 99001 (US)
Recorded December 1997 at Airwave Studios in Chicago, Illinois
Reissued in 2007 by Clean Feed CF088CD (Portugal, alternate cover)
Thanks to snobb for the addition